Strawberry Blonde

A word self conscious gingers use to describe their hair color.

Ginger: "Um, excuse me, I'm strawberry blonde, not a ginger."
Blonde: "Not according to Urban Dictionary your not."

by LemonZest January 31, 2014

Phoney Baloney

Vegetable based food made to look like meat.

I don't feel like cooking. Let's just have a couple Phoney Baloney sandwiches.

by jwbrooks3 August 22, 2008

Boloney

The way bologna should be spelled.

I sure wish I had some boloney.
You mean bologna?
No, damnit.. BOLONEY.

by BOLONEY. August 7, 2011

blonde tuxedo

A threesome involving two blonde participants, generally wrapped around a lucky black participant. Inspired by "jean tuxedo" (denim jacket & blue jeans).

"Did you hear than Marisa Miller and Heidi Klum double-teamed Seal? I'd give anything to see THAT blonde tuxedo!"
ALSO
"Apparently Timberlake and Diaz broke up after he asked Halle Berry if she'd like to slip on a blonde tuxedo."

by WordTournament May 3, 2009

GERMAN BALONEY TITS

1. BIG FLAT TITS THAT JUST LAY THERE ON STOMACH OR GET TUCKED INTO THE WAIST

2. TITS THAT REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE THAT HAS BAD BREATH

HEY ,, I WAS PLOWING THIS FAT SLUT ON A TABLE ,, HER TITS WERE LAYING ON HER LIKE 2 ROWS OF SLICED GERMAN BALONEY,, I CALLED HER GERMAN BALONEY TITS GIRL

by DpcxAlphaMale September 1, 2009

blonde

The epitome of the young unintelligent female demographic.Generally considered the All American Girls,although they are stupid and unreal females!

"Super-fun"-Elle Woods

by Nite August 3, 2003

smart blonde

see 'oxymoron'.

contrary to common belief, 'smart blondes' don't exist. There are certain 'dumb blondes' that THINK they are smart blondes, but they aren't.

don't confuse smart blonde with smart bitch, which DO exist.

Nerdy white boy: OMG jessica you are SUCH a dumb blonde.

dumb blonde: AM NOT! i'm a SMART blonde.

Nerdy white boy: Saying 'smart blonde' is just like saying 'rap music' you ignorant bitch!

by Jamal_jackson July 28, 2006