When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.
by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025
Get the Golden water boardmug. If you don't ride a hover board you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy
by Johnjohnnyjohnson May 3, 2018
Get the not gana ride a hover boardmug. The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.
by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024
Get the board up the crack housemug. After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.
Comes from the word keyed
Comes from the word keyed
by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009
Get the Keyed-boardmug. a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison
b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.
by Sexydimma September 13, 2013
Get the ironing boardmug. Like when someone gives you one of those prank scratch tickets and you reveal a million dollar winner and you freak out and they laugh at you and tell you its fake.
"Dude, you just HUVr boarded me! Jerk!"
"Dude, you just HUVr boarded me! Jerk!"
by JezebelfromHell March 19, 2014
Get the HUVr boardedmug. When someone with a vagina sits on your face with a such force that you think you're going to drown in pussy, but you don't drown, you just have a face full of pussy.
by Kisa22 June 23, 2022
Get the Pussy Boardingmug.