message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.

Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.

by BadHumor July 23, 2009

Key-board-king

A boy, turned to man only from the power of his key board. Mighty words from someone behind a screen. Yet in person is very silent as if the screen time never accursed.

Robert sanders is the key-board-king

by Top G three December 10, 2022

board monkey

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.

"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"

by Will of Stone February 5, 2004

Bangable Board Game

A secret made up word that means “sex”.

Freya and Tyler played bangable board game.

by frava May 21, 2018

scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft

rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small

by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025

board unwarper

The machine that unwarps gnarled boards. Alan, lord of all dumbasses, quested for it for 10 whole minutes, until he was told to go sit down.

Whure's thuh board unwarper Teacher???

by bzm June 3, 2004

Put her through a head board

When you would fuck someone so hard they go through the head board of the bed.

Jeff- Hey, look at this chick
Dave- Oof, I’d put her through a head board.

by Daviddawhite September 26, 2018