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bulldozing bender

When an individual over indulges in alcohol (ie fireball) at a social event such as a wedding and proceeds to knock over unsuspecting bridesmaids during a bouquet toss. He or she must also successfully get others equally as drunk by forcing shots and making drinks.
It isn't a party until bulldozing bender is there.
by Benderoo June 15, 2014
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handle bender

A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.
You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!
by drummer0 August 5, 2014
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pin bender

Gay men slamming their dicks together hard enough causing one to bend. Thus creating a winner in the game of gay chicken
by wordsmithCCC February 21, 2015
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salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.
Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
by Farquard October 28, 2015
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big bender

A large whet used to provoke her beast.
She appreciated his sophisticated use of big bender.
by Whet badger January 24, 2016
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pudden bender

(Irish) This refers to a homosexual men as reference to the sex they do.
Is that your fella you pudden bender
by D1boy September 6, 2016
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Backseat Bender

Having intercourse in the back of a car where the female is bent over the back seat
I banged Abbie in the back seat yesterday, gave her a full backseat bender treatment.
by Daniel Allen Bitches August 21, 2016
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