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3rd base

3rd base is oral sex. Cunnilingus or Fellatio. IT DOES NOT INCLUDE HANDJOBS OR FINGER SEX, THAT'S 2ND BASE.
"C'mon babe, everyone else is doing it... Let's go to 3rd base!"

"No way guy, you've got herpes."
by JediKnightBoB October 10, 2008
mugGet the 3rd basemug.

Based zoomer

A person who is a part of Gen Z and refuses to conform to the infestation of cultural Marxism across the education system and media. They value liberty and question everything from right to left.
That YouTuber Liberty Rantz With Sarah is such a based zoomer
mugGet the Based zoomermug.

Bases Loaded

The term used when a man has sex with two women, at the same time, with the intention of getting them both pregnant and, in most situations, has no intention of providing for the child.
"Dude, you up for the strip club tonight?"

"Naw, man. I'm gonna be running with the bases loaded."
by Earplugs Wanted September 12, 2011
mugGet the Bases Loadedmug.

6200000000th base

having group sex with the entire world. Nearly impossible due to the fact that there are actually 6.2 billion people in the world and most of them are under the age of 12 or over the age of 75.
guy: i just got to 6200000000th base
guy's friend: so that's where i was last night
by loveanzoonun November 27, 2007
mugGet the 6200000000th basemug.

103rd base

The act of anally fornicating with a woman whilst she is in the process of giving birth, and then ejaculating on the newborn. This woman does not have to be your wife.
Guy #1: Hey man, I got to 103rd base last night!

Guy #2: Nice man!

Guy #1: I know, right? I'm being sent to prison, but I have pictures if you want some!

Guy #2: They gave you jail time? Is there even legislation on that?

Guy #1: Pretty sure I'm just about to get to 104th base.
by Dancup November 8, 2009
mugGet the 103rd basemug.

3rd Base

Anal... the new 3rd base. Doesn't count unless it is in the stink.
Serge: "Oh man! I got to 3rd base last night with that hottie from the club!"
Chris: "Nice! How was the head?"
Serge: "What? That was 1/2 a base ago, I plowed that asshole."
by TSFfoLife December 29, 2010
mugGet the 3rd Basemug.

-1 base

99 year old virgin who lives by yourself. get a lifeee.
Hey dude. ive been to -1 base. whats a vagina?
by forkinmylawn October 18, 2009
mugGet the -1 basemug.

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