Someone who smokes pot every second they have free and thinks they are part of a beer-athon. That is a Bong Tokin Alcoholic.
by MAYNARD 1 January 29, 2007
"No Scarface. No 'Billy Bong Thorton' without Kenny, that would not be right, man. Use 'Wesley Pipes'! Yeah."
by Gfunkadelicman February 02, 2007
The Fart Bong Soup is a portable and purified version of the tried and true 'Cup of Soup'.
A 'Cup of Soup' can be defined simply as:
-Cupping ones hand as close and as tight to ones anus allowing the rectum to dilate and release a very quiet and extremely noxious gas. This process it then followed immediately by containment of the gas within the vessel or hand used.
The desired effect or 'Cup of Soup' is achieved when one releases the noxious gas in another persons face.
The Fart Bong Soup is perfected in the shower of ones home.
With your back towards a running shower, cup your hand tightly around your anus allowing the water to 'pool' in the 'cup' created. Now, relax and allow the fart to be born into water. The sound created will be very 'bassy', dense and loud with the quality of fart being pure and likened to death.
Once mastered, the Fart Bong Soup can be achieved in many places with only the assistance of a small bottle of water. Fart Bong Soup is best savoured for your girlfriend/wife in the shower or as a party trick.
A 'Cup of Soup' can be defined simply as:
-Cupping ones hand as close and as tight to ones anus allowing the rectum to dilate and release a very quiet and extremely noxious gas. This process it then followed immediately by containment of the gas within the vessel or hand used.
The desired effect or 'Cup of Soup' is achieved when one releases the noxious gas in another persons face.
The Fart Bong Soup is perfected in the shower of ones home.
With your back towards a running shower, cup your hand tightly around your anus allowing the water to 'pool' in the 'cup' created. Now, relax and allow the fart to be born into water. The sound created will be very 'bassy', dense and loud with the quality of fart being pure and likened to death.
Once mastered, the Fart Bong Soup can be achieved in many places with only the assistance of a small bottle of water. Fart Bong Soup is best savoured for your girlfriend/wife in the shower or as a party trick.
Scene- Shower
Wife: Shane, what the fuck are you doing?
Shane: Shut the fuck up bitch, your in for the special fart bong soup. Here is one I prepared earlier!!
Wife: OH, Don't you go there!!!
Shane: 'BWAAAAP' hehehe
Wife: 'thud'
Shane: hehehehehe
Wife: Shane, what the fuck are you doing?
Shane: Shut the fuck up bitch, your in for the special fart bong soup. Here is one I prepared earlier!!
Wife: OH, Don't you go there!!!
Shane: 'BWAAAAP' hehehe
Wife: 'thud'
Shane: hehehehehe
by Ball'n'stuff May 13, 2010
by Oshiko oshiko unchi okomo August 16, 2019
A friendly Canadian person with the name of Daniel that aspires to be Archie Andrews from Riverdale but religiously hits bongs to survive
by Retarded Gaff Gremlin March 16, 2019
A magma bong rip is when your friend or yourself light the contents of your bong to the point it looks like molten magma. Resulting in an extremely powerful hit and you potentially coughing out hot blood.
"Yo, Sami lit that bong so hot last night I thought my lungs were on fire dude!"
"Yeah man Sami really loves those magma bong rips haha"
"Yeah man Sami really loves those magma bong rips haha"
by Shreddedbikeboi June 18, 2017
The term used for when you wish to purchase 50000 copies of Spectre (007 Film) on DVD, but only pirated versions.
Person 1: Bong Noi Nguyen 50000 copies of Spectre?
Person 2: Are they good quality?
Person 1: Pirated just for you
Person 2: I'll take the lot
Person 2: Are they good quality?
Person 1: Pirated just for you
Person 2: I'll take the lot
by Cocodecahedrum June 13, 2016