Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed

I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.

by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009

Board Slave

Someone who seems to be possessed, and can not stop skateboarding for thier own good.

Ex. "John broke his leg yesterday, but i think he was trying to skate again today... wat a board slave."

by Takun123 March 14, 2010

wobble board

A musical instrument created by entertainer Rolf Harris that consists of a masonite board or any other hardboard material.

girl: "What is your one talent?"
ghetto mf: "I can play the wobble board."

by among us sussy balls lmao September 16, 2023

Splatter Board

When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."

I was watching this awesome porn, where three guys turned this chick into a splatter board.

by acw11790 February 12, 2012

<25x06>Widen Your Vermillion Board In Front Of Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles And He Will Kill You <25x06>

<25x06>Widen Your Vermillion Board In Front Of Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles And He Will Kill You <25x06>

<25x06>Widen Your Vermillion Board In Front Of Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles And He Will Kill You <25x06>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Boarding Star

Someone who helps people get on planes but also someone who is so great at their job that they are a star.

Person 1: damn he’s really good at his job
Person 2: he must be a boarding star

by BoardingStar123 July 10, 2021

tactical board

cock.

at least, in doom bible terms

damn my tactical board is so hard right now

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024