HUVr boarded

To get insanely excited for something, only to discover its not real or you cant have it.

Like when someone gives you one of those prank scratch tickets and you reveal a million dollar winner and you freak out and they laugh at you and tell you its fake.

"Dude, you just HUVr boarded me! Jerk!"

by JezebelfromHell March 19, 2014

Splatter Board

When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."

I was watching this awesome porn, where three guys turned this chick into a splatter board.

by acw11790 February 12, 2012

Board Slave

Someone who seems to be possessed, and can not stop skateboarding for thier own good.

Ex. "John broke his leg yesterday, but i think he was trying to skate again today... wat a board slave."

by Takun123 March 14, 2010

<25x06>Widen Your Vermillion Board In Front Of Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles And He Will Kill You <25x06>

<25x06>Widen Your Vermillion Board In Front Of Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles And He Will Kill You <25x06>

<25x06>Widen Your Vermillion Board In Front Of Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles And He Will Kill You <25x06>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

wobble board

A musical instrument created by entertainer Rolf Harris that consists of a masonite board or any other hardboard material.

girl: "What is your one talent?"
ghetto mf: "I can play the wobble board."

by among us sussy balls lmao September 16, 2023

board up the crack house

The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.

Person 1: They locked up Jamal!
Person 2: Board up the crack house.

by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024

Board-worthy

When a photograph is so complimentary that it would look good on the photo board your family creates to display at your funeral.

That photo Jeanne posted of you and Leighla watching television is completely board-worthy.

by Chibob1963 March 1, 2014