by walkinglick September 23, 2019
When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.
Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
John: i heard Jakes last 3 girlfriends were all blonde
Kyle: he must be a blonde enthusiast
John: yea i’m pretty sure he is at this point
Kyle: he must be a blonde enthusiast
John: yea i’m pretty sure he is at this point
by Secyboy69 August 06, 2022
The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.
by Blonde god June 17, 2022
Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu
Any sane person: stfu
by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023