knee baby

southern term for second to youngest child.

My baby is 2,my knee baby is 3, and my first is 5.

by Gunshyne September 16, 2004

titty babies

These are the generation X and Y recent grads that are hired by clueless upper management because of their grade point average, height, and military status. More times than not they turn out to be micromanaging, arrogant, armchair employees that are afraid to roll up their sleeves and actually get involved with anything. They are more concerned about status symbols, time off, and where to eat lunch.

"Look. It's 10:30 AM. Mike should be coming in any time now. Oh, there he is. You can tell he just woke up. He pretended to be at the U doing his research this morning. Damn titty babies"

by Running out of patience February 16, 2008

Baby huffington

A baby that’s easy to bother and annoy, and easily cries at everything.

I was babysitting my friend’s baby and he was totally pulling a Baby Huffington and he would not stop crying! I literally was in hell the whole time I was taking care of him!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018

Baby Cak

a.) A friend who has a small weiner. As if he were just born.

b.) A unit of measurement

ex a.)
: "That man has a baby cak"
"Yah. That thing is small"

b.)
"This coors light can is about 3 baby caks long"

by OTR April 23, 2009

Baby Gravy

Semen, jizz.

The condom broke during intercourse so all of timmys baby gravy leaked out.

by yhml9m January 1, 2015

Jesus baby

When your girlfriend who wont have sex with you is miraculously impregnated.

Guy 1: A fool, I see your lady's bump, ata boy. Guy 2: Well, we havent even done it, guess its a Jesus baby.

by M.S.B. July 29, 2011

Trying for a baby

The socially acceptable way of saying “my husband is doing big fat cums in my pussy”

My sister: Craig and I have been trying for a baby!
My mom: oh how wonderful sweetie!

All I heard: “my husband has been doing big fat cums in my pussy”

by Fuck your chicken strips March 19, 2019