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alaskan tornado

When the male stretches the womans anus to where he can pour mentos into her and then coke, mixing it with a whisk as the woman tries to push out the mixture.
"Honey do you want to try Alaskan tornado on the bed or in the kids room?"
by Reddead432 July 22, 2017
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An Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze is when a guy shits in a condom, freezes it, takes it out of the condom, uses it on a chick as a dildo and then showing it in her mouth.
Bro, why is Denise wearing brown lipstick?

She's not, that rascal Noah just gave her an Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze.
by Felix Torino November 2, 2019
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Lonley night in alaska

When you dump crushed ice in a womans area and do it.
I gave her a Lonley night in alaska it was cold...
by nerfaderfaflerf boy December 5, 2010
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Hey Alaska

Hey Alaska, also the name of a pathetic excuse for a band is the term used when describing a situation as shit or just plainly disappointing. It can also be used to describe bad decisions or to describe certain events.
During a night out:

Guy 1: 'I would be having such a better night if Ruth wasnt out with us..'
Guy 2: 'Yeah, i know what you mean mate, she's extremely annoying and its making my night so Hey Alaska!'

After a successful toilet visit:

Guy 123: 'The massive Hey Alaska I just put in that toilet is incredible'
Guy 2: 'dude that's so Hey Alaska!'

Two friends eating a sandwich:

Guy 4: 'Im glad i picked tuna, its really nice, i think the prawns would have been too Hey Alaska for me'
Guy 7: 'Definitely.'
by Polar33 August 6, 2010
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Alaskan Mudslide.

After giving anal sex to your parter, they shit all the poop and jizz all over your face & or chest.
How was that girl lastnight dude? good until she decided to return the favor with an Alaskan Mudslide.
by Mark Dudley May 30, 2011
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alaskan salmon

A sexual act between two people, when a man ejaculates into a dead salmon fishing and slaps his partner with it covering both people in salmon scales and seamen.
Dave went and gave her an Alaskan salmon yesterday. SMH that's nasty
by eradicator96 February 6, 2015
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Alaskan Panhandle

When you grow a beard, then rub it into a clitoris/vaginal area. Shortly thereafter, you take some tweezers and try to pinch the clit. This is done almost purely for hilarity.
Aww, yeah man, I Alaskan Panhandled the shit outta that chick, and she responded by punching me in the balls.
by BrickFight August 1, 2010
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