Alaskan Timberwolf

when a girl sucks a dudes hairy wang and then takes a bite out of it and his scream is like the howl of a wolf and then sudenly turns into a warewolf

dude im even harier after she gave me an alaskan timberwolf

by highjumpster12 July 23, 2009

alaskan thunderfuck

An intense, fast-paced, unforgiving experience of sexual intercourse. Side effects include, but are not limited to: stomach ache, headache, muscle contractions involuntary convulsions, partial paralaysis, or even death. The reciever of the alaskan thunderfuck may also experience bowel or vaginal disorders for 4-7 days. If said disorders last longer than this time period, a doctor or physician should be consulted.

Kim found herself in rehab after experiencing the Alaskan Thunderfuck.

by Heywoode Jablome April 30, 2006

Alaskan Mouthwarmer

Before having sex, you eat out/fellate your partner. After their climax, you choke them out until they pass out. Once passed out, you begin penetration on your partner. Just before you climax and they wake up, you defecate in their mouth, then slam your cock in their mouth through your own feces and then ejaculate in their mouth.

"Holy shit man, Jeremy just gave that bitch an Alaskan Mouthwarmer", "Ew, gross!"

by TeakettleTom August 6, 2009

Alaskan bull worm

A big, hairy, pink dildo normally 10 feet long (bobby Johnson style) only for most talented
Examples
Brandi love
Mia khalifia
And Riley reed

Your dick small as shit can you get my alaskan bull worm it’s in the top dresser

by Chief beatty June 6, 2018

Alaskan dream pipe

freezing your poop and then doing someone up the butt with it

Guy: I need a new way to fuck my girl

Friend: dude, if she's kinky you should alaskan dream pipe her

Guy: what's that?
(friend explains)
Guy:(pukes) BLLAARGHH!!!

by BIG WILLY THE THIRD April 20, 2010

Alaskan Heartbeat

When you make a chick drink an Alaskan Ice Cream Float. Everytime she throws up, you cum in her mouth.

My girlfriend was sick for about a week after I gave her an Alaskan Heartbeat.

by Manuelmatthew July 1, 2011

Alaskan Bullworm

The Alaskan Bullworm is mainly known for its appearance on the kids show Spongebob Squarepants but in the streets it is known as when a man tongue punches a girls fart box so hard that she is incapable to walk for the next few days until recovery

Diego: “Why Is Abby in a wheel chair?”
Mike: “I Gave her an Alaskan Bullworm”
Diego: “Wow ,you must have a strong tongue.”

by Dick Butkiss June 11, 2018