Aka The bees knees, The Mutts nuts, the dogs danglys, the whally whopper, the slobber knocker, the knicker dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the main event, the king of stink, the master of disaster, the problem, the problem solver, the colossus, the planet, the INEFFABLE!
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Say no more 👌🏽
by AKAUNHEARDOF December 24, 2023
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A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.
Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
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The list goes on….
The list goes on….
by AKAUNHEARDOF February 1, 2024
Get the ASTON mug.No one will read this but me because I doubt anyone else is named Ashtom, but whatever. Ashtom is a variation of the name "Ashton", probably because some trans moron wanted to be quirky and different. People with the name Ashtom are typically very into performance art such as chorus and acting. They also are normally ambiverts, as they are incredibly indecisive but still enjoy talking to people.
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