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Father Cleomenis

Father Cleomenis (Pater Kleomenis) is a Greek Orthodox priest, whose role upon this world is to find Jewish dogs and parish them from the God's land.

His main ability is chocolate cake throwing (often followed by the sound: ziiiiiiioum ,antio (goodbye)). He rides his motorcycle and breaks the law in his adventure to find all satan's children and throw eggs at them. His clothing consists of a dark robe and a black hat with the orthodox cross, giving him God's protection. His beard is long and fluffy to intimidate anyone who opposes him. Be ware all of you marked by The Beast, because he is the one to toll thy death bell.
Quick, John, hide. We have sinned. I can hear the chocolate cakes slamming into the soil. Father Cleomenis is near. There is no escape.
by agreekguyanastasis November 20, 2021
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I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.
"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."
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Father

"an elder god who gives you white liquid known as milk"

"world's most homeless guy ever"
Me:Father?
Father:Yes son?
Me:Get some milk. N O W
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Harold's Father

A strong and handsome man that loves spending time with his son Harold The Gorilla.
I love Harold's Father, He's so strong and Handsome
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Father

Mythical creature. In someone’s imagination especially in a little girls. Never there.Never will be.
Some one who you happen to share a DNA with, someone who you would to call your father
by Parentlesshailey February 4, 2022
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Father

A synonym for nothing, having zero of something
"Hey I have a father." "You have nothing, nice"
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Harold's your Father and Debra's your Mother

The slighty lesser known relatives of bib and fanny, made to complete the family tree.

Def: "And your done" or "its finished"
Turn the screw, tighten the knob, and BOOM! Harold's(debra) your father(mother)!!

(Harold's your Father and Debra's your mother)
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