milf machine

When a MLIF, drives around a PHAT ASS/ Badass Volkswagen.

Shawna, that premium milf looks fine as hell in that milf machine.

by PrettyParakeet November 18, 2020

milf

man i love floppa

"damn milf'

by iloveobama November 28, 2020

MILF

Acronym for:

M-y
I-ndescribable
L-ove
F-or Jesus

Sorry sinners! I only care about MILF

by Pig Genis October 26, 2020

Milf

Mom in lots of positions

Look at the milf in that fine position of hers

by Beaniemamba October 28, 2020

Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020

milf

milf stands for “mother id like to fuck”
really just a hot middle aged lady
(even if ur not sexually attracted to milfs u can still recognize their milfness)

“wow look at that milf go! she looks great for her age”

by cat girl milf luvr December 25, 2020

milf

lee know from stray kids

damn have u seen lee know from stray kids??
that milf??? yeah course i did

by leeknowmilf January 18, 2021