Jon

Biggest carrot cruncher you’ll meet

Mate that Jon is a massive carrot cruncher

by MateItsReal June 7, 2021

jonned

To be made to believe that somebody has a romantic or platonic attraction to oneself as a joke, usually to attack somebody's gullibiltity or unattractiveness.

1: "Dude! That girl does not really have a crush on you! She is just jonning you!"

2: "They are obviously faking being your friend, you are getting jonned!"

by SigmaMeal November 14, 2024

jon

can’t lie on it

on jon

by xXx_DragonzZ_xXx November 20, 2024

jon porn maximum auramodus

Gay ass motherfucker who eats his own smegma and jerks to p diddy and his big ass baldie head. In his freetime he fucks dogs and acts like a furry for 5 bucks.

This guy is very jon porn maximum auramodus.

by Crissysmegma December 2, 2024

Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.

Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."

by Hym Iam December 12, 2024

Jon jon

A definition of ragebait far superior than any form of ragebait

“Bro are you jon joning me?”

by The chainal construct August 10, 2025

That’s a Jon thing

A “that’s a Jon thing” refers to something Jon would do or say.

*sees rusted out truck* “yeah that’s mint”

(That is a Jon thing)

*shoot a sissy liberal* (that’s a Jon thing)

*Sees someone with hella cake* (that’s a Jon thing)

by Hahahaha hahah August 13, 2025