Jeff McClure

1. (noun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.

2. (verb) The act of doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self

3. (pronoun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self who identifies as a giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.

Me: Hey do you know Jeff McClure?
Liam: You mean that giant asshole who dressed in a giant dick costume and walked across the college campus that time??
Me: Yeah that douche canoe who identifies as himself.
Liam: He should’ve been swallowed!!

by TheManicHispanicMexicutioner September 18, 2023

Jeff Poole

One who jumps on counters and tells people to shut the fuck up . He is often found at work hard on a creek bank .

Wow you really Jeff Poole that meeting

by Willie whopper March 11, 2020

Jeff

Jeff :
A name that is only given to people who were in the womb too long.

Jeff: Hi how are you?
Me: Um hi? I’m good
Jeff: My names Jeff-
Me: (starts running away) eww get away pervert!

by The_monster_under_your_bed July 21, 2019

jeff

hi jeff im jeff your mom is jeff your dad is jeff ima jeff your family jeff 😁

my nsme is jeff

by jnfdfsnjfsnjkfdknsdgkjdgjkdsgk November 12, 2019

Jeff Scott

A smoking hot hunk of man with the sexiest bear in North America and juicy ass made for two hand squeezin’.

Wow look at Jeff Scott. I cannot believe how unbelievable attractive and hot that man is!

That ass of Jeff Scott’s drives me wild!

by WITTMLEA000 March 20, 2023

Jeff

Bestest singer you ever heard very very very handsome. Steals yo mans and womanzz.

Gosh Jeff is a good singer. I wish I could be like Jeff how handsome

by Ebc1934 October 21, 2018

Jeff

lügen, ausreden,

1: ich schwöre des war so

2: jaja jeff mal nicht so

1: des hat mir Colin erzählt

2: der Jeffed nur

1: das war alles gejeffed

by Knooperboii June 10, 2020