Bieber's Law 

Somewhat like Godwin's Law, but instead refers to the fact that every popular YouTube video, no matter what it's about, will have at least one comment about Justin Bieber.

*Video of a talking cat advert from a few years ago*

Comment by:I_r_smurt:
OMG dis is sooooo fake!!! if u mad dis u r Justin Bieber's Boyfreind.

Me: I hate Bieber's Law so much...

Bieber's Law by Roozler92 June 7, 2011

Kylie S. 

A really cool/awesome/ah-mazzing name for a Awesome person. Who can always bring a smile to your face.An extremely beautiful girl who is liked by many people, very smart and caring,and surprising at everything she does. She has friends that are incredible that will always be there for her adn they will always be there for her<3 She might be crazy/weird and all but she is loved by many people.

Dude, thats kylie S.! isnt she awesome???

Kylie S. by DuckLoon_Lover November 6, 2011

Parson's Law 

Doing something right the first time.

Michael was rejected from Harvard University for failing to follow Parson's Law. He didn't fill it out properly his first try.

Parson's Law by Dorm Chief March 6, 2013

Teacher's Pest 

That guy who tries to be a teacher's pet, but every teacher hates him.

"Dude, did you see that fat kid try and suck up to the teacher?"

"Yeah, she basically said 'Go Away' to him. What a teacher's pest"

Teacher's Pest by OnlydjeKnow April 25, 2013

tom's small dick 

The name of one who usually has no balls

"wow that's Tom's small dick"

"Tom tried masturbation but couldn't find his dick"

tom's small dick by 69dicklove69 June 18, 2014

dustman's whistle

To block one nostril with the fingers and blow out through the other with enough force to clear mucus.

I didn't have any tissues and needed to clear my blocked up nose, so just did a couple of dustman's whistles outside.

dustman's whistle by CornhoIio January 16, 2014

Pancho's Comedy Night 

n. An event held every Monday night at Pancho's Restaurant in Manhattan Beach, California in which a small hypoglycemic man-child hosts a show filled with national-touring-headlining comedians, up-and-coming young comedians, and hot girls the host gives stage time to in order to get their phone numbers.

"Excuse me, sir, do you know where I can go on a Monday night that has a comedy show with margaritas, mexican food, a male bartender with a pony tail, a bunch of fresh-off-the-press divorcees, young college girls, hilarious comedians, prank phone calls, jalepeno margaritas, cervesas, people passing out making the host call 911 from stage, Phil Jackson dining off to the side, young talented comedians finding their voice, beer chug-offs, sing-alongs, dance offs, impressionists, musical comedians, the six flags guy, drinking games, pregnant hostesses, balloons, sombreros, pinatas, and giant fish hanging from the ceiling?"

"Pancho's Comedy Night."

Pancho's Comedy Night by Elmira17 March 1, 2014