A person's chode that is so small that it's inside out and is just a hole where the penis is sussposed to be.
Man: "hey, give me head!"
Women: "no, you have a chinese chode!"
Man:" well, then put on a strap on and fuck the hole"
Women:" ok!"
Women: "no, you have a chinese chode!"
Man:" well, then put on a strap on and fuck the hole"
Women:" ok!"
by Ackismack January 1, 2018
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by FancyFebu June 4, 2019
Get the Chode with lips mug.Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls
Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.
by pinjer September 30, 2018
Get the chode nuts mug."A Chode to Spring" by Maurice Beverley.
Behold the sun, the fiery anus of the sky
Melting away the woolen clothes of winter
Exposing skin, sweet flesh
A budding side-boob
A peek of midriff and legs, legs, legs
Lean haunches
Squatting low beside a bike rack
Revealing a butt crack
Oh, glorious spring, a rebirth!
A fresh start for everyone
Except you, Andrew Glouberman.
Behold the sun, the fiery anus of the sky
Melting away the woolen clothes of winter
Exposing skin, sweet flesh
A budding side-boob
A peek of midriff and legs, legs, legs
Lean haunches
Squatting low beside a bike rack
Revealing a butt crack
Oh, glorious spring, a rebirth!
A fresh start for everyone
Except you, Andrew Glouberman.
by LouisianaMan69 May 29, 2021
Get the A Chode To Spring mug.When a male possesses a chode he (1) Slams his chode or (2) slams his chode with other males who possess a chode
by Trashing12thscj January 6, 2014
Get the chode slammer mug.A place or establishment where a group of douchebags hang out, or gather. Typically drinking cheap beer and wearing sandals.
by BaileyStrum September 28, 2018
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Woman reverse 69 so her vagina is on the mans neck.
Her left hand is on his right leg and her right hand is on his left leg.
She proceeds to suck the Chode until the butthole and balls are vacuumed into her mouth.
At this point she windshield wipes the balls using her tongue with a left and right motion. At the same time she tongue punches the fart hole. This must all be maintained with extreme suction.
Woman reverse 69 so her vagina is on the mans neck.
Her left hand is on his right leg and her right hand is on his left leg.
She proceeds to suck the Chode until the butthole and balls are vacuumed into her mouth.
At this point she windshield wipes the balls using her tongue with a left and right motion. At the same time she tongue punches the fart hole. This must all be maintained with extreme suction.
by Chode master C February 7, 2018
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