J-Hawk

The J-hawk, or Jay-hawk, is a Mohawk worn by Optic J. Name derived from a Mohawk and J's name. He is a member of Optic nation. Although he was recently dropped for Optic Carlos. Jhawk FTW. End Story. Known for its pure awesomeness. The hawk can only be worn by Optic J or anyone else with over size testicles. Origin: the origin of the J-hawk originated on the 24/7 Machinima live stream, where they were trying to reach prestige 15 on Call of duty: black ops. This "J-hawk" was birthed by a pregnant porpoise who traveled from the norwegian seas to the Americas where the "J-Hawk" was found pirched on top of a man known as Optic J.
mohawk + optic J = Jhawk.
random: ITS OPTIC J!
epic random: ITS A J-hawk!
by epicmanpenisfacenomnom November 18, 2010
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j lo

"street name" for latino songstress and actress jennifer lopez. but dont be confused by the rocks that she got shes still jenny from the block. in other words a fuckin talentless slag with nice tits and a big ass who talks latino style through her nose when it suits her. the rest of the time shes throwing vases or tantrums at her asslicks and demanding the hotel she staying at be uprooted and turned. also known for suckin off a crap record producer whos so not! street, sean piff diddly wank. and for blowin the worlds crapest actor mr im so wooden im like pinnochio, "ben affleck" who in turn makes keanu reeves look like a trained RADA actor.
see that crack ho, shes so j lo blowin for crack and apple crumble
by da original playa May 28, 2006
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bro j

Oral sex from one of your guy friends in a totally-not-gay way
Guy 1: Yo that dude is sucking your dick! You guys are so fucking gay!
Guy 2: No man, it's cool. it's just a bro j.
by CFR21b8 July 29, 2008
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j bone

An erect penis that has a distinct curvature to the left or to the right, or up or down, resembling a letter "J"
Dude, did you see the J bone on that pornstar's dick? It was curving way to the left!
by Joelbone March 11, 2008
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PB & J

Peanut butter & jelly (or jam in the UK) is the best fuckin' sandwich ever (behind meatball sub). I found it via Reggie & The Full Effect.
Damn, if i had any more PB&J i would be rosanne.
by TommyHaych March 13, 2005
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J boog

One of the four members from the band B2K(The other members include Omarion, Lil Fizz and Raz B)J Boog is very attractive and also like the rest of the group - a very good dancer, however usually gets overshaddowed by Omarion.. J Boog also played Rico in the box office smash - You Got Served and has also recently had a baby daughter..
my favourite member of b2k is j boog
Damn b.. J Boog can danceeeee!!
by Latoya.. August 31, 2006
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j dizzle

of the tv show scrubs, jd calls himself j dizzle every now and then (:
jd-you 2 couldnt live a full week without j dizzle
carla/turk- realise its true
by baleeta April 26, 2009
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