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arkansas burrito

the act of vomiting on a penis then preforming a blowjob on the vomit-covered-dick.
"I gave her the arkansas burrito last night"
"what the fuck dude"
by natbutter July 28, 2021
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Wet Burrito

a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.
hey bro, you want a wet burrito?
by VersatileMink May 26, 2024
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Apology burrito

The ultimate sorry of sorrys: a burrito as a vessel for an apology reserved only for the most dire situations. A tortilla, beans, rice and more as a way to embody the most considerate yet respectful sorry.
Bitch complained that I couldn’t let her sleep so I tossed her an apology burrito.
by BeepBoopMan June 18, 2022
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Bulgarian Burrito

A Bulgarian Burrito is a delicious treat, it’s created by taking toilet paper and then poop, pee, cum, blood, and saliva. Then wrap it up in the toilet paper and enjoy.
“Hey Dylan! Do you want to go down to the corner store and get some Bulgarian Burritos?”
“Sure, I’d love to!”
by Lemmesee11930 June 20, 2025
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Fat-man Burrito

A tortilla that a large man uses as a sweat towel, then is later stuffed with the traditional toppings of a bean burrito and fed to someone else.
Douchebag guy: Bahaha! your eating a fat-man burrito!

Guy eating burrito: Wtf!
by gary696969 March 6, 2010
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The Burrito Supreme

When you're getting so horny that you cut a burrito in half and fuck the burrito while inside a vagina/butthole.
Person: Dude were you at the orgy at Taco Bell last night?

Person 2: Yes bro it was so crazy I gave this girl The Burrito Supreme
by NippleChan69 August 31, 2018
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missionary burrito

When you are having missonary sex and you pull out shit in her pussy and continue fucking her
I just can't please my man

Well why don't you give him a missionary burrito
by Kathren_mcrayon17 June 1, 2017
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