Back On The Chain Gang

I found a picture of you, oh-oh
Well, it hijacked my world at night
To a place in the past we've been cast out of, oh-oh
Now we're back in the fight
We're back on the train, yeah
Oh, back on the chain gang
Circumstance beyond our control, oh-oh
The phone, the TV and the news of the world

Got in the house like a pigeon from hell, oh-oh
Threw sand in our eyes and descended like flies
Put us back on the train, yeah
Oh, back on the chain gang

The powers that be
That force us to live like we do
Bring me to my knees
When I see what they've done to you
Well, I'll die as I stand here today
Knowing that deep in my heart
They'll fall to ruin one day
For making us part
I found a picture of you, oh-oh
Those were the happiest days of my life
Like a break in the battle was your part, oh-oh
In the wretched life of a lonely heart
Now I'm back on the train, yeah
Oh, back on the chain gang

by Death Menace May 12, 2023

prayer-chain

What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.

I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.

by QuacksO June 7, 2019

Chain daddy

An act of vengence from a biker involving being dragged behind the motorcycle by a chain.

Jeff took Mikes woman for a ride on the back of his motorcycle without Mikes permission. When Mike found out he took Jeff for a chain daddy drag behind his motorcycle.

by never mind who I am May 6, 2012

Graveyard Chain

Where an inevitable queue of people are waiting to enter a graveyard

Those hospitals are a graveyard chain

by undies4sale September 6, 2022

chain fist bump

when someone in the same room says or does something awesome and you want to give them a fist bump but are too lazy to go over to them, so you fist bump the other people around you until someone fist bumps the person intended to recieve the fist bump.

James: Remember when Steve burped the alphabet and did cartwheels at the same time?

Freddy: Yeah man, I gave him a chain fist bump for his excellence.

by AmbyMT December 6, 2010

porridge chain

Banging a girl of which you can track the chain of people who have been there.

I can't put my dick in that, I'll join the porridge chain with those losers...

by dildohandler May 29, 2016

Chinese chain reaction

When three or more Asian drivers rear-end each other in a domino-effect fashion, potentially resulting in multiple accidents, multiple traffic tickets, and a major traffic holdup.

When I was driving home from work and passed by an Asian neighborhood, I got caught in a Chinese chain reaction, and the front and rear chassis of my car got totaled.

by Terminus_Est May 1, 2015