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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

GETTING THE SAAB

A distinct honor bestowed upon an individual in recognition for loyalty and superior performance in areas as such as interpersonal relationships. sardonic humor, teamwork, MILFing, hero worship, intimacy, BBW enthusiast, Cockgamesmanship and BFF. The promise of "getting the Saab " represents the ultimate achievement for any confidant or sugar baby and peak moment demonstrating pure requited love for all Sugar Moms and Dads.

After reflecting on the glorious night ful filled with intrigue, egotism, math answers, obedience and mind bending orgasms; Jenna felt compelled to tell him that he would be getting the Saab.

by twofingercxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx April 13, 2024

National get a girlfriend day

The day when a girl gets asked out.

National get a girlfriend day

by swift mama November 16, 2021

Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018

get shashanked

to get trolled or burglarized by a business major that talks like a frat dude

Man 1: Yo that dweeb just stole my chinchilla!

Man 2: Damn that's crazy. Get shashanked!

poop

by Preppygrls365 October 4, 2023

you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

you need a 99 chance

but you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

by PugInARug July 3, 2025

gets

A dangerous function that should never be used

If you use gets() you will invoke Undefined Behavior

by anonymous February 2, 2022