by Russian Love April 30, 2005
Dirty Joseph is when someone spunks into a jelly mold and mix it with jelly then force feeds it to there Nan while Screaming:
Take it Nana Take it
Take it Nana Take it
by Bull Horn test November 13, 2013
dirty poms are dirty english people who don't even know how to speak their own language and just shit you in general.They are also dirty!
by Ryan663n22 October 11, 2006
A sexual act in which a virgin will undergo a long painful session of sex til her cherry has popped once that has popped. the male will smear the blood over his penis for lube.
by Marker_magic January 05, 2010
A sexual act performed when a male, while having sex with a female in either the missionary or more preferably the doggy style position, reaches around his backside and obtains a sizeable amount of sweat from his Perineum (a.k.a. Chode, Brum, Taint, etc.). Said sweat is then wiped upon the females upper lip, directly underneath the nose. The maneuver is completed with the male folding each of his arms to resemble wings, flapping his "wings", and vocalizing an ear-shattering "Quack-Quack".
As Brian was ravishing Krista from the rear and giving her the ultimate in sexual pleasure, Krista suddenly felt Brians finger on her upper lip. Within an instant her olfactory senses were overwhelmed by an extremely foul odor, accompanied by the loud call of the Mallard Duck and a rush of air upon her backside presumably caused by the flapping of limbs. Unbeknownst to Krista, she had received the ultimate sexual insult: The Dirty Mallard!
by Landon M. September 27, 2006
A Gay sex position of a man rubbing his cum in his sex partner's nose while sucking his cock. A Dirty Dhru is done in a bathtub while talking with a indian scammer
by Ghoul_Dragooon August 01, 2021
The act of wrapping your dick in a filthy wash cloth and duct taping it around your dick, continuing to screw your girl.
by SiCk07__* November 10, 2007