Pussy Monk-a-Roo

When something gets you totally worked up, when in reality it turns out to be no big deal.

My boyfriend came home from work late, and I was sure he was dead or cheating on me, or both - but turns out he just went to the store… got myself into a pussy monk-a-roo for nothing.

by Handymanlady September 11, 2023

Pussy Totem

When a group of females (however many you’d like***) stacks upon each other (in flexible arrangements***) and a man fucks them up and down their stacked pussies (in the position of a totem pole).

***4 or more women might require a step ladder
***front to back or back to back or front to front

Why don’t I just invite my guy friend over and we can make a pussy totem so he can fuck all of us?

by Creamy white bitch February 14, 2019

Hamburger Vagina(Pussy)

A type of Pussy thats where the lips are hanging outside the vagina, and a length between 10 or 20 centimeters. Look like a cock.

Girl: Omg did you see her Hamburger Vagina(Pussy).
Guy: Yeah It almost looks like a cock.

by _ThatGayDude_ April 1, 2022

Pussy-Spammed

The act of sending multiple pictures of cats to a friend.

You just got pussy-spammed.

by Arthur Williams April 20, 2012

2p Pussy

The metallic taste of pussy

Gaz: "What's your opinion on 2p pussy?"
Glen: "Not my cup of tea, can see the appeal though. What about you?"
Gaz: "I fucking love it mate"

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Pussy

Not as good as a really good book

Is there anything better than pussy? Yes a really good book *piano*

by RIPvinebut200yearslate June 9, 2018

belly button pussy

The aroma of ones pussy that resembles the smell of belly button lint.

Fitz walked by in her towel and I got a whiff of her belly button pussy.

by DAbomb69 February 18, 2017