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talking to ones self

If you're here 'coz someone said "Stop talking 2 urself",u probably are.Its just when u get so high on drugs, or glue, or you're drunk,and u start having a conversation,but the other other person is the other part of ur head.If it's a frequent habit (and if u need that link,ur totally screwed),then I'd get professional help-even if its ur screwed mate,who took drugs-tell em u got this other person in ur head,and u want him 2 fuck off.something like that.
"Who da fuck r u tlking to?!?!"
"Huh-wha?I woz talking to this guy in my head..."
"How many whiffs of that stuff did you take?Your one crazed up loser!Get out of the Drug habit,man."
mugGet the talking to ones selfmug.

One-Handed Axe

A fictional weapon type in World Of Warcraft classic that is highly coveted within <Mediocre> by the Warrior class. One-Handed Axe users are typically players who made a mistake at character creation by picking a non-human race.
My "best-in-slot" One-Handed Axe is Crul'shorukh, Edge of Chaos, but I don't think it will ever drop because it isn't real.
by rngesus_please May 30, 2020
mugGet the One-Handed Axemug.

Swiggle your way out of this one

When an upset wife tells her husband try to get out of this sticky situation
Try to swiggle your way out of this one
by Cilla March 7, 2019
mugGet the Swiggle your way out of this onemug.

One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it
by sarflondoner December 27, 2010
mugGet the One Man Jokemug.

three over one

the middle three fingers intertwine to form a mega finger which is inserted into the vagina. the pinky is hence left flexible to finger the bum hole, from a variety of angles. produces maximal arousal
can you please three over one me luke?
by druggoless June 6, 2015
mugGet the three over onemug.

one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas
Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY
by BigBoiKen69 November 17, 2019
mugGet the one - eyed monstermug.

That One Guy

That one person who genuinely nobody likes for a certain reason. Everybody knows who you are talking about as soon as you say this.
“That One Guy just asked the teacher about the homework and she forgot about it until he told her.”
What a dick, that’s the reason nobody fucking likes him.”
by J4VA January 3, 2023
mugGet the That One Guymug.

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