Penis pulls

When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?

As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.

Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others

by shmevron james December 1, 2022

Pulling a insert name of some kid

When your playing games in class or watching youtube and a kid named blankyells really loudly why are you watching porn and the teacher looks at you with disappointment and says respect women

yelling something too loud

pulling a insert name of some kid
really loud

by thegreatestkidintheworld69543 May 8, 2018

Penis pull

When a girl grab a man penis and pulls it to make him cum

I just gave him a penis pull

by Thepenispull April 20, 2020

Pulled a Karla

When your talking on the phone and some how manage to hang up without meaning to.

person1:) so anyways i was the store and like all this stuff was going on... are you there?

*beep beep beep*
*ring*

person2:) omfg!!!! im so sorry!!! i pulled a karla!!

person1:) you Dumb ass...

by Anti-dote July 7, 2007

pull off a Ralf Stegner

Auf Twitter die Menschen zu einer normativen Verhaltensweise auffordern und etwa ein Jahr später dieser Anweisung auf Twitter selbst widersprechen.

Twitter-User am 29. März 2016: "Uneingeschränkte Pressefreiheit ist eine Grundvoraussetzung für Demokratie - das muss man heutzutage offenbar wieder erklären."

Gleicher Twitter-user am 24.April 2017: "Unverschämter WELT-Artikel von Dxxxxxxx Sxxxx ("Die Sozialdemokratisierung der AfD"). Diese Demokratiefeinde sind das Gegenteil von SPD!"

Anderer Twitter-User: "Wow, you really pull off a Ralf Stegner?"

by Dr_Kurt April 26, 2017

pull someone's card

To ask for someone's credentials publicly

She tried to pull someone's card on twitter but it turns out he wrote the book

by Kevin Nogilny June 28, 2019

Pulled a Chawla

Fucking a girl so bad that she becomes a lesbian

"Your ex fucks girls now, damn bro you pulled a Chawla "

by Lokronoset March 9, 2023