One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.

"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."

by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017

One Drink Away

one of the most underrated songs of all time - Cher Lloyds single 'One Drink Away'

oh yea have you heard Cher Lloyds song 'One Drink Away'?

by Cher Lloyd stan January 5, 2021

Curly Short Ones

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;

Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?

by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018

chuck one up her

To (prospectively) have penetrative sex with a female.

Possibly of Australian origin, this jocular euphemism for sexual intercourse is typically used by men discussing the attractiveness of a specific (but non-present) woman.

The phrase may be a derivation of the derogatory joke "She's so loose, it was like chucking a chipolata up the high street" in which the male speaker not only slanders the large size of the female subject's vagina, but also disparages the size of his own penis.

"That Helen Mirren's hot for a mature lady."
"Damn right mate, I'd chuck one up her!"

by Cat Dander August 29, 2017

shift one

the "cool" (read: camp) way of writing an exclamation mark, usually written many times after something that is blatantly not funny

bryan is gay lol *shift one*

i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*

by yahni-kay-carson n kieran January 11, 2008

One Of Hearts

The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen

The One of Hearts is missing from my deck of cards - interesting no?

by GreenNewDealOfficial.com August 11, 2021

fake one

opposite of real one

you a fake one fr

by boomboomdajoomjoom November 14, 2022