Did you see that hot jpeg footage?

What you should say when your about to piss on the moon with a dong that look like a wall nut.

Did you see that hot jpeg footage? *starts shooting a wall*

by a_underscore January 29, 2021

hot doc's secret white root medicine

spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.

"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers

by Maria B April 24, 2004

I got hot sauce in my bag

A lyric from Beyonce's "Formation".

"I got hot sauce in my bag, swag."

by LA_bad_bitcc August 8, 2016

Thowing a hot dog down a hallway

" Man i was fucking this chick last night and it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

Prudence Wagner its like "thowing a hot dog down a hallway". she is fucking loose She is in suagerties she dropped out of high school because she is dirty

by Rob Shcnyder January 23, 2009

real good, real hot, rock hard

1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.

1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!

2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!

by Gormory Wexler February 27, 2009

back when Britney Spears was still hot

Used as an exaggeration for a time period between something that just happened and the last time that same thing happened.

Matt: I'll beat you at ping pong again, like I did last time.
Caleb: Matt the last time you beat me at ping pong was back when Britney Spears was still hot.

by pokefan94 February 24, 2011

Hot pussy nights and sweet cum dreams

A saying of the porn scene movement. Means to get hot sex a night and have a wet dream(s).

She promised him hot pussy nights and sweet cum dreams.

by The Fury 13 November 23, 2010