National Hate Mytree Day

A day of hatred towards trees; for they keep dying for no reason.

Joe: Ugh I hate MyTree! Im going to celebrate National Hate Mytree day!!!
Bob: Shut the fuck up.

by giratinasnuggets March 21, 2022

National Slap Ass Day

On December 4th its national slap ass day . Boys can slap and grip a girls ass next time they see each other

Boy :nice ass *slap and grip girls ass*

Girl: why?
Boy:its national slap ass day

by Superslimmshady December 4, 2021

National give a girl your hoodie day

February 26th the day you give a girl your hoodie

National give a girl your hoodie day- the day you give a girl your hoodie

by Clay12341234 February 20, 2022

National Penis Day

National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13

“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna

by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

National Chris Miao Day

During this day, we celebrate the CMan320, for his valor in the most righteous battles of War Thunder. People can celebrate by playing War Thunder instead of doing any homework as a sacrifice for the years of missing assignments TheCMan320 made to play with Zackaroni. This Holiday is mainly celebrated by the people of North Carolina, Panther fans more specifically.

I'm going to fail all my classes in celebration of National Chris Miao Day this year. Maybe I'll even get the Wirbelwind.

by Migieus October 12, 2022

April 8th- National Bring Cart to School Day

April 8th is known as the day you should bring your cart to school! Just focus on getting as high as you can and relax all day😌

Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Cart to School Day!!!

by 48494939297264 April 7, 2022

national boyfriend day January 29th

National boyfriend day is a day that we celebrate our boyfriends and cherish them and be happy we with them so cherish your boyfriends ladies

Me: hey it’s national boyfriend day January 29th I have to find my boyfriend and cherish and love him because I’m happy I’m with him
Alexa: omg girl go see your boyfriend cherish him and make him happy love him..

by Bro I love you January 27, 2021