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That one Mexican

If you’re people like me, you probably have that one Mexican who’s living off your really wealthy grandfather who currently has dementia and forgets stuff within five minutes. She uses this as a strategy to get away with anything fucked up that she does. That includes destroying a perfectly healthy white family, uses him to get Sonic every week, gets him to take her wherever she wants whenever she wants, doesn’t give him his medicine so that his dementia gets worse so he won’t remember anything, tricks your family into thinking there’s gonna be a pool party especially for your cousin who recently lost his dad but then to your surprise as you pull up, the pool looks like Shreks Swamp and nobody’s at the house, and constantly reminds your grandfather about his son moving towns over in which he forgets about it within five minutes but that five minutes is like a living hell for him. If you can relate, you’re not alone so just stay strong and throw her in the pool and let her drown. She can’t swim!
Grandson of a legend
“Dude what that Beaner did is so not cool!”

His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“Yeah man I know she’s outta control!”

Grandson of a legend
“If we stand tall, that bitch ass beaner won’t let us down no more!”

His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“LETS THROW HER IN THE POOL!!”

Grandson of a legend
FUCK YEAH, AVENGING ALL OUR FAMILY WHO SHES DESTROYED!!”

That one Mexican

“Wait what are y’all doin, wait, AHHHHHHHH, HELP ME!”

The whole family just sits back with popcorn as they watch her drown like it’s a movie
by Certified Bossier Boy May 18, 2023
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One

Wanting a “one”. Meaning someone wants a 1 vs 1 fight. Or to just fight in general.
Yo dawg, i want my one.
by CrazyKZ October 8, 2021
mugGet the Onemug.

Hes One

"Hes one" is a term used in video games when you get the enemy to super low health before you die or get downed.
by Killasnsa September 8, 2025
mugGet the Hes Onemug.

yockya one

Yockya one is another sophisticated term for giving another person a physical beating with your fists
Cum ere darl'n so I can Yockya one!
by Saw-yer cum'n May 30, 2016
mugGet the yockya onemug.
<.7.9.7.6.>pussy, I, Will Smack YOour Back TO THe One TIme, Pussy<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>pussy, I, Will Smack YOour Back TO THe One TIme, Pussy<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>pussy, I, Will Smack YOour Back TO THe One TIme, Pussy<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

One-handed butterfly twist

A technique used by elf fairies in medieval story books, in which a magic powder from shredded butterfly wings was used to cause death by ejaculation. The substance turns from a creamy substance to a super glue-like substance. Combined with the rapid twisting motion, the penis essentially turns to dust.
Sir Robert was tragically lured in by the seductive elf fairy Kara, and died as a result of a perfectly executed one-handed butterfly twist. There was nothing left of his penis.
by Dickless Sir Robert August 10, 2021
mugGet the One-handed butterfly twistmug.

One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.
I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.
by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024
mugGet the One eyed goo cannonmug.

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