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shoulder with the kids

The opposite of hip with the kids. Someone might be shoulder with the kids if they're considered behind the times, uncool, lame-o, or droll. They also might be shoulder with the kids if they know what "droll" means without looking it up.
Man, my mom is so shoulder with the kids.
by tentaclesandtea June 11, 2019
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North Tawton Kidney Tickler

A semi-mythical Kung Fu sex move whereby the master is said to possess the ability to rattle a lady’s internal organs to oblivion using just his manhood (or so it feels after a few jars at the football club) -A bit like the mystical five point punch exploding heart trick in Kill Bill
Steve thought he had given Maria a real North Tawton Kidney Tickler when he came home from the club on Saturday but actually he had just passed out and shit his pants after whipping his cock out
by Petting Zoo Pete August 20, 2019
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Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper

Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.
Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
by the_Green_Packages September 9, 2019
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One of those kids

by notoneofthosekids November 9, 2019
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Sour patch kids

When you cover your dick in vinegar, salt and squeezed lemon before a blow-job
"she said suprise her so I gave her a sour patch kids"
by lil G.S.C. November 23, 2019
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Alan the kidney tickler Guzman

He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.
Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.
by Mr tickler January 29, 2020
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