getting in a domestic

when you literally just start beating the shit outta your s/o

"yo me and sandra got in a domestic earlier"
"damn, you rock her shit?"
"bro she hospitalized on god"

"Man if she doesn't make me a sandwich I'm getting in a domestic with her"
"bro clap her ass"

by TheManOfChairs November 1, 2021

Who's ass is it bout to get these hands

Who's bout to get beat up for something someone else might have done ( usually in a crowd of innocent bystanders there's a fool who's bout to get these hands )

Dude lets go play a joke on the girls (3 seconds later ): who's ass is it bout to get these hands

by Faithmoriahfaith September 13, 2018

get near

To leave; sort of a rush but not really. To get near your destination.

Fuck boys it’s 2:00 am and I gotta work in the morning let’s get near.

by Mustardtiger86 December 24, 2023

.9.Avoid getting caught up in popularity contestsA.9.

.9.Avoid getting caught up in popularity contestsA.9.

.9.Avoid getting caught up in popularity contestsA.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 28, 2025

get it off your chest, doop

when someone’s passive aggressiveness leads to them being addressed, then sent

“since u chose to be negative & indirect, let me send u in the right direction… *clutches* get it off your chest, doop!”

by sretaw, trebor May 27, 2022

getting kirk

When your getting your dick sucked from a whore but in this case called "getting neck" the joke is that charlie kirk also known as #charliesquirt got sniped for 203 damage with a bolt action sniper from fortnite and his neck was kinda hurting after so instead of saying getting head we say getting Kirk

random nigga-bro I’m getting kirk tonight from this thicc white hoe
other random ah nigga-man ur lucky i want some hoes giving me kirk on my johnson

by allwomendeservetogetraped69 September 12, 2025

How did you get this bored

Go get back to work. That's not a question. OH YOU KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP. STAY ON URBAN DICTIONARY THEN! AFTER EVERY KEYBOARD PATTERN YOU DO, WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF IT? TO USE US FOR YOUR BOREDOM? IT'S NOT WORKING! WE KEEP GIVING YOU THE BEST ADVICE, GO. BACK. TO. WORK!!!! BUT ALL YOU DO IS CONTINUE! SO GO AHEAD, LOOK UP SOMETHING ELSE. I'LL WAIT. YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER. JUST KEEP DOING IT.

Person 1: How did you get this bored...?
Person 2: DON'T SAY THAT EVER AGAIN OR I'LL GHET YELLED AT BY URBAN DICTIONARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 1: ...ok then have a nice day
Person 2: It's, uh, 10:52pm, my day is over-
Person 1: stfu and go away

by how did you find this February 15, 2022