Has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?

A hot ass vine that is probably the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. It gets me shook to the bone.

Guy: Hey, has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?
Shalissa: Nah, they usually tell me I look like Shalissa.
Guy: Who the fuck is that?
Shalissa: Me nig**.
#ripvine #gucci #vinesfordays #shalissa

by Adam V. April 13, 2018

thank you come again

Standard phrase used by people of indian/pakistani descent when you leave their dairy queen/convenience store/days inn/dunkin donuts/taxi.

Welcome to the Quickie Mart. Would you care to try a purple slurpee?
No.
...
Thank you, come again.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

I Hate You With A Passion

To have a passion of hate for someone.
hate them so much.
Passion; A strong feeling for a person or thing.

"Get lost"
"I hate you with a passion"

by BlatesURpimp April 30, 2009

You lied so hard

When you lie so much that its obvious, theres no way of playing it off.

Person 1: Yo I got a fucking 100% on my test

Person 2: Youre a dumb fuck, you lied so hard

by YouLiedSoHard September 22, 2009

bet you won't swing

Tellin someone you bet they won't do something, particularily you bet they won't start a fight.

Girl I'm bout to beat his ass!

I bet you won't swing!

by JYahhh December 21, 2009

What Do You Want?

Some one asking for a definite answer to a question.

I'm hear obviously so who's typing and What Do You Want?

If you have the stomach to be straight with me, my driveway this afternoon would be a good start. What Do You Want?

Jack: I'm a pirate
Jill: Really, I thought you were a fish.
Jack: I'm haxing you
Jill: If were already at the top of the hill, what do you want? Say something clearly so I can understand you.
Jack: snarbucklearrggggg!
Jill: Your impossible!

by heliotopicOnEarth May 23, 2010

You gotta be shitting me!

The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.

Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"

by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016