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Future Sex Offenders

Usually young, around 16 or younger.

Shorter then average and always wears a hat over their eyes so people can't see them staring from underneath it.

Greasy hair hidden under hat, always stares from the darkness, walks slowly with hands by side or in pocketsm possibly holding a camera phone or tape recorder.

Chooses to hang out with smokers, people who think they are cool but arent, druggos and fat kids.
girl 1 - "Omg he's looking again!"

girl 2 - "Is that a camera?!!!"

girl 1 - "He will so be one of those Future Sex Offenders!"

Girl 2 - "same with the fat kid."
by googleitlosers February 6, 2009
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lesbian fire sex

Lesbian fire sex or fire sex is when two girls who's pubes are very dry rub on top of each other or whal scissoring create lots of friction and friction creates heat therefore their pubes are now on fire.
Girl one: why are you waling so slow?
Girl two: I had lesbian fire sex last night my vag hurts
by bitch_niggaroni April 27, 2014
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female sex object

a person that men look to only as someone they would like to have sex with
by sexiest bitch alive September 17, 2008
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opposite sex repellent

why are you wearing a scarf, thats opposite sex repellent!
by hardhitr3 September 27, 2009
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Final sex solution

The proposal that has been put forward by some men to make all women sex slaves as a solution to the problem of being rejected by women before the women even kmow anything about them.
by Deep blue 2012 September 28, 2009
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Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with a backpack on.
W: Let's go have ninja turtle sex.
M: What's ninja turtle sex?
W: It's sex with a backpack on.
by Mr.MasterShake April 22, 2016
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Crazed Sex Poodle

Al Gore as described by a massage therapist in his hotel room.
" I told him he was acting like a Crazed Sex Poodle
by J.B.1.7. June 29, 2010
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