National gymnastics manager day

On December 15th it’s national gymnastics team manager day where you shower your manager in gifts

Oh my god Jenny happy national gymnastics manager day!

by Bomieboy69 December 1, 2021

National Eat Day

February 26th, where the main thing to do is eat

Its National Eat Day! You better eat a lot of food today

by Beau Mantor August 16, 2021

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.

“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

National Smooch Day

National Smooch Day is September 20. This day is dedicated to giving out a kiss to someone, whether satirical platonic or romantic.

"Hey, it's National Smooch Day!"

by anonbandit September 20, 2022

National head day

The day your supposed to get some head or else you’ll die alone with yo lame ass

Guy:“Damn it’s national head day”
Girl:”Who getting some me or you first?”

by Frfrnocap May 12, 2022

national zombie day

every December 14 is national zombie day, whenever it arrives you gotta use zombie pfp and dress yourself as him

Guy 1: hey bro wassup
Guy 2: hey, did you know today is national zombie day?
Guy 1: WHAT FR??
Guy 2: yeah bro
Guy 1: LEMME BUY THE SPY CAP RN

by trollerspy December 14, 2021

National post like a 🥷🏽 day

November 6th is national post like a nicca day

November 6th is national post like a 🥷🏽 day

by 3Dz0mb13 November 6, 2023