the 900 to suck my cock

a new trick tony hawk does in his latest gayporno skate video.

"I dont want to watch any more god-damn skate videos! I wouldn't watch it even if he did a 900 to suck my cock!"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 15, 2003

prime time cock block

An douche bag maneuver pulled off by Jay Leno through sucking network executive cock.

I used to think Jay Leno was an old, worthless sack of shit that has been on the air for far too many years and has overstayed his welcome onto my television, but ever since he pulled the prime time cock block on Conan O'Brien I just think he's a huge faggot.

CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.

Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.

by tittyboner169 February 23, 2010

son-of-a-cock-loving-whore

Used when 'son-of-a-bitch' is just not insulting enough.

"goddamn, you son-of-a-cock-loving-whore!"

by BlurredLines May 19, 2014

frat-boy cock-socket

A sorority girl. Based on the often true assumption that you cannot get with them unless you've joined a frat and paid to have friends.

"I got game, but I can't get anywhere with these chicks. They're all frat-boy cock-sockets!"

by tippy24 October 31, 2007

North American Male Cock

The North American Male Cock is an elusive beast known for hiding in dark places and spitting when excited. This one-eyed beast is not a reptile, however, it is often referred to as "one eyed snake" or "trouser snake".

Bob likes to stroke his North American Male Cock.

by yuhrmahm August 17, 2010

cock juggling thunder cunt

1)one who fucks everyone they see, and/or gives them oral
2)a cum slut
3)a sibling

Cop:May i see your lisence?
Ped:Hell no!
Cop:why not?
Ped:Because your such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by Nemo Da Pimp September 9, 2008

cock-o-doodle-doobie

A joint smoked early in the morn when den roosters be crowin'. Or whenever you wake up, basically just an alternative for wake n bake. Limited to joints if it is to be taken literally, of course, but anyone who takes this word so seriously as to split such hairs could clearly benefit from a cock-o-doodle-doobie.

"I'll be up in just a minute, babe. Just rolling a cock-o-doodle-doobie for the morning. And each one I roll I roll for you because I cock-o-doodle-dig you, even if some people call me a cock-o-doodle-douchebag. I know you'll never cock-o-doodle-dump me."

"You know what this morning calls for? Yep, you read my mind. I hear the ganja rooster crowin': it is 'HIGH TIME' for them cock-o-doodle-doobies."

by under_score8000 March 28, 2015