Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021

cold blue one

Slang for Bud Light. Brewed in St.Louis, Missouri

Hey Cletus, you wanna hit the dirt roads and put back some cold blue ones?

by Dr. Helpy Helperton April 12, 2019

grindin' one out

Masturbating to the point where you're basically grinding your penis

"Bro, did you SEE Tyler grindin' one out? That dude's nasty!"

by RaresGheorghiu February 1, 2021

One Dick Pony

The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.

Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.

by DevientGenie May 27, 2016

One-Towel Chinois

A tight-arse strainer that's Chinese, and difficult to understand. I.E. Kirk Barry

Kirk Barry is such a One-Towel Chinois

by Websters Dictionary Current April 29, 2011

bare one’s teeth

to behave aggressively towards somebody; to vent anger on somebody; to scold.

Whenever there was a tiff between the husband and his wife, the wife, being a termagant, would bare her teeth. (In the phrase ‘bare one’s teeth, one’s can be replaced by an appropriate pronoun as required.)

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2011

This one

Hey, I like niggers AND I like white people, right? I mean, race just isn't that big of a deal to me.

Hym "Yeah, totally. It's just that specific one, right? It's just this one. Totally."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024