slut off

When a group of females compete against eachother to try and fuck the same guy. Things girls do include making eachother look bad, wearing slutty clothing, and sexually flirting with the guy. Winner is the first girl who sleeps with the guy

Alex- Omg there's a new hot guy at school

Tara- Promise you wont go into the slut off for him
Alex- Nah, that's Hannah and Maddys job

by majorfreaksallday July 16, 2017

jerk off ratio

the ratio of bookmarks to likes on a twitter post

“77 bookmarks 12 likes, dam. thats a high jerk off ratio for a simple blowjob video”

by WaterFlowingUnderground December 24, 2023

ordering off the menu

While in a relationship you have sexual encounters with another person that is not your significant other.

You can look at the menu; You cant talk about the menu; but you dont order off the menu.

Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.

by jimbrand beer January 9, 2012

Menace-Off

A competition where two menaces set eachother terrible challenges until someone fails. The moment you fail it is called a fold, and you automatically lose.

I could beat you in a Menace-Off

by crusherhack210 March 26, 2023

glerking off

when you masturbate so hard you start bleeding

She was glerking off and now has to deal with the blood on her bed

by anomalycaris November 6, 2022

Flip off

When your to much of a bitch to say fuck off so you say flip off

Flip off

by Fxnn122 January 3, 2022

crapped off

Feels like being pissed off, but left with the feeling of a hot steamy turd just being dumped on your chest.

That woman had a crapped off look on her face.

by chrisp85 September 30, 2020