One Direction

THE BIGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET
they went on hiatus
it was supposed to be for 18 months
where the fuck is one directon now

someone:one direction fell apart
me: H I A T U S

by dreamfuckedgeorgehard April 26, 2021

one eyed champ

Your cock

Stop fighting your one eyed champ and go to work!

by Jenson Marin November 14, 2016

Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week

Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.

by DJ TRYB November 7, 2020

One Liner

A one liner is a short sentence or phrase to make a joke or to put someone in their place.

As all of the villagers walked away Leon's one liner was: "Where's everyone going? Bingo?"

by ThePurpleSamurai March 31, 2023

one button user

Someone who knows so little about computers that more than one button will confuse them.

"The users computer had eight buttons. After I guided this person through pushing all buttons over the phone to no effect. It turned out that the computer wasn't plugged in. Clearly she's a One Button User."

by MadMatter007 July 16, 2014

Alaskan one night stand

an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.

Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.

by s. betty June 20, 2022

Rule Number One

$Always look cool." Invented and written originally by Ardicio Galvao.

What is rule number one?

by Rfail1988 January 20, 2020