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Cock Jiggling Cum Junkie

a term used as insult to describe a woman (or man) who is a slut of the highest magnitude. Masterfully demeaning themselves by performing ,primarily, BJs simply for the wonderful cock custard. Doing as many as possible to attain this goal. Some lesser CJCJ's perform only hand jobs. Neither of which have any great skills in those types of pleasure
Guy 1 - " man that BJ was the shits... I can bust a nut better with a fuckin' shop vac "
Guy 2 - " who?!? ... THAT bitch ? ... no wonder ..she's just a cock jiggling cum junkie "
by DJ Halo October 14, 2009
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Chipped Tooth Cock Sucker

Someone who your not very fond of , or annoying.
Dude, that chipped tooth cock sucker wont stop calling me on a restricked number!!!
by wpgirl December 17, 2008
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Pub My Cock

Anything to do with your cock (fuck, suck, grab, punch, kick, etc.)
by The Other Mongoose March 30, 2009
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the voice of the common cock

Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.
Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock
by the voice of the common cock September 29, 2010
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shit face cock master

Someon who is always drunk and suck dick all the time
Jon Hoffman is a shit face cock master who does it with Tim Alo every night
by Zach Garrison March 20, 2005
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G wizzle Cock Breath

A whore who thinks she's black n like to take a whole load of penis, wiether its in the ass, poon, mouth or ear. She also has a disgusting poonmuffin.
Dude 1: Hey man, u know Sheri Satchell?
Dude 2: oh u mean the rank G Wizzle Cock Breath?
Dude 1: Yeh shes the one, she has a massive poonmuffin.
by yeh dude i rock September 5, 2008
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State Trooper [cock sucker]

Asshole cops who tend to be rejects from other precints. They use the "Entrapment" "Tail and Ticket" and "Radar That Only I Can Read" methods to ticket people, typically college students and the elderly. They earn kick backs on the number of tickets they write.

They also will ticket you for speeding while passing a slower vehicle in a two way road. Apparently, one can pass a vehicle legally, unless you exceed the marked speed to pass the said vehicle.

Tend to be among the lowest of officers in the police caste system, yet highest ranking in State affairs. Some of the gualifications are as follow:

-Egotistical
-Asshole Traits
-Zealous
-Posses an un-deserved sense of accomplishment
-Redneck
-Backass and closed minded
-Must own Walmart Aviators
-Be unswayable
"That State Trooper cock sucker ticketed me for going 78 in a 70 while trying to pass someone going 45 in the 70..."

"I got ticketed by the wannabe Chuck Norris over there who doesn't realize he's a state trooper, not a Texas Ranger"
by Tiredofbeingticketed November 2, 2008
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