How far off is the battleship?

A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".

J: "Is it less than 5?"

K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."

J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"

by spyhunter223 November 7, 2012

whack off

the most amazing thing ever

none needed just go whack off man

by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019

gone off tuna

When you leave tuna in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off tuna smells like guts.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023

Blast Off

When a girl is sitting on an erect penis and the man cums so hard she shoots off it.

Girl : My man gave me such a Blast Off last night I got whiplash

by jordanBoost May 22, 2016

Off the Bush

The Act of an individual blowing your cover, or making you look bad in front of particular company.

Damn Matan, you didn't have to throw me off the bush like that

by ChewyLafa May 6, 2022

ts shit pmo me off

when yo shit shit and you double pissy

"ts shit pmo me off brochacho..."

by Tornaz November 18, 2025

go off the boil

To lose one’s intensity or interest on something.

Don’t go off the boil because of this one deviation Michael. Stay focused!

by Sicilian Cowboy November 7, 2023