Kandy man

anything but actual candy it usually has something to do with pedophiles.

Kandy man(baje): hey kids want some candy, it's in my van, which has no windows.
Kids: okay mister, i'll come to your van

by The Kandy Klown February 26, 2009

Real man

A real man is a mature guy. A real man is hard working can provide for his family and is willing to provide for others. He protects his family and friends at all costs. He is a very dominant figure. He is a good role model for his kids,showing his boys how to be real men. This term is commonly associated with a country man rather than a city guy due to a real man being more rugged and a “get your hands dirty” type person. A real man is a true gentleman who understands the importance of putting others first and opening doors for others.

Girl: wow, you truly are a real man. Most guys wouldn't do that.

Real Man: you’re more than welcome ma'am

by fishandguns2 October 10, 2018

W mans

Emu’s cousin

Bro Emu’s cousin is such a W mans for putting him on

by Swervojayo December 11, 2021

man quiche

contraction of "manly quiche"
a type of quiche that can be eaten by straight men without any homosexual jibes being thrown at them.

"Okay, here's the stuff we gotta buy for the party. Write this down. Potato chips, pizza, Diet Pepsi, crackers, quiche for the girls and man quiche for the guys, salad, mayonnaise..."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

little man in the boat

slang for clitoris... a little man sailing the big vagina sea

Then I went to pay my respects to the little man in the boat, and her moans became shorter, higher pitched.

by Chris Bonin April 13, 2003

Little Man In A Canoe

The clitoris, nestled inside of the vagina.

Marjorie, became enflamed with lust as she read her naughty novel, causing her little man in a canoe to swell and beg for a finger banging.

by Jerry Paratestees October 25, 2014

man mode

When a boyfriend hangs out with his friends way too much and all of the estrogen that his girlfriend has spent years showering him in starts to drain out of his body and a mass amount of testosterone takes over and he forgets about his girlfriend and does stupid man stuff with a bunch of smelly digusting meathead men, like drink beer, and smash beer cans on their heads, and measure thier weiners with each other and whatever else they do when they all get together.

"I knew my boyfriend was in man mode when he forgot about me for a week straight and spent every night with his friends."

by Neglected Girlfriend May 10, 2008