Head The Ball

A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.

twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat

by JonnTeee December 17, 2021

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National Head Day

Is where a girlfriend or side chick needs to give the sloppiest and the best head he has ever had. This takes place July 13th

Did you hear about national head day? It happens every year on July 13th. I can’t wait until he gets home.

by Bddaddy July 13, 2023

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Got on your head

When Izzyasons actually claps you in an argument, and you are genuinely speechless...

"Dam he/she got on your head?"

by Izzyasons April 27, 2022

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Re Head

Endearing pet name for lover, partner or spouse.

Usually female partner will use this pet name for her boyfriend, when she is being cute or wants something!

Can be shortened to just 're'.

"Re, will you make a cup of tea for me?"

"I love you, Mr. Re Head!"

by jules12 June 30, 2006

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Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

by Caia Tech July 1, 2025

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