Butt ear

It is what happens to you ear when you pick up a Butt Dial before the inadvertent caller quickly hangs up as you are listening.

Jimmy gave me a case of Butt Ear when his phone kept butt dialing me on his walk.

by JOC3NJ December 18, 2022

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butt booty naked

when yo butt and booty be naked

Person 1: Aye look at LaSpermian, he butt booty naked!
Person 2: DAMN HE THICC!! Let's pound his cheeks!

by kyle anderson jr. May 03, 2023

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Butt Tits

Usually common in elderly women. The buttocks needs to be sagging, resembling loose skin. There is a mole on each cheek which looks like nipples, giving the buttocks an uncanny resemblance to actual tits. Elderly women usually hide this.

"Yo, did you hear about Queen Elizabeth's butt tits?" asked Jon

"No, why?" replies Austin

"She has been keeping them hidden from the public for years!" Jon exclaims.

by Thatdrunkassfoolwhosharts December 01, 2024

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No stiffs, glans, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.

Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021

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