Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.

Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's

by CodyYoung June 21, 2010

gone off courgette

When you leave a courgette out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off courgette is mushy.

by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023

OFFS

Used mainly for work
A response to someone else’s stupidity
Sarcasm used when you don’t have time to explain something to anyone

“Hey can you speed up the line?”
“OFFS”

by Doug Wilson November 18, 2019

The Egyptian Horoscope Is Based Off Elephants

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The Egyptian Horoscope Is Based Off Elephants

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Zacking off

A person named Zach jerking his dick off to Lolis.

We caught Zach Zacking off again such a dissapointment.

by SMHXL July 11, 2022

Unpissed Off

The opposite of pissed off, not annoyed, happy, content

I will let you go so that you can get unpissed off.

by Bigbraindev March 18, 2022

I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me

I'm not letting you steal my future.

Hym "I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me. This has nothing to do with my identity. You're not ever going to make the point you're trying to make and you don't care in the first place because doing this to me allows you to do something you could never do on your own."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2025