Oneonta

The shittiest place in the galaxy
also known as "Stoneonta" because most teens/preteens and some adults have drug or drinking problems.

there is nowhere and nothing for teens and shit who wanna have fun and thats why we turn to drugs for our happiness.

we turn into hippies and then we die.

believe me with this, bro.

i LIVE here. and not some dumb college kid whos in Oneonta for a few years.

by getnakedbroskis August 26, 2011

SUNY Oneonta

City of hills, my ass city of snow. The snowflakes take steriods, we get pwnedby snow and the nightlife is expensive.

Damn it's cold here in Oneonta.

by a college student here March 2, 2005

Oneonta High School

More known as Stoneonta High School, the only good school in Otsego County where all the rad kids are. The skaters, basketball players, lacrosse players and baseball players are all fine. Where volleyball is the main sport just because spandex and rape and teen pregnancies are normal. Not the party school of the town but known for some good raves.

Yo, I'm headed to a party hosted by the seniors at Oneonta High School, wanna come?

by edwarrior5life August 13, 2014

Enchilada of Oneonta

A sexual maneuver in which a partner with braces rubs the metal back and forth across the other partners butt hole until bloody. Thus creating the "enchilada sauce." Invented in Oneonta, New York in 2004 by a young lady with braces and a very adventureous boyfriend, the move swept the nation attracting pedophiles around the world.

Young jenny wanted to make a lasting impression on Jordan so she used the Enchilada of Oneonta.

by Bob Spanky February 20, 2009

oneonta

an event, action, activity that is new and incredibly fun yet requiring skill and courage.

rapelling into that gorge with the freezing water from the waterfal was Oneonta

by equalized January 30, 2005

oneon

Oneon is a word used to describe a manufacturer of Knockoff products.

That Oneon made cheap ripoffs of Apple iPhones.

by SlimineS7 October 26, 2020

Oneonta High School

More known as Stoneonta High School, The only somewhat good high school in Otsego County We the only Cool kids are The skater the basketball players, and the baseball players. The Vis printable Mrs lossi is hated by most students but is actually a nice person (sike you thought). Most of the kids that go to stoneonta are wannabe gangstas and think they are cool because they vape and smoke carts in the bathroom

Yo Evan, I'm going to a field party hosted by the seniors at Oneonta high school wanna come?

by Stoneonta4L December 14, 2021