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I don’t know how but they found me

A band which is loved by many. Lead singer is former panic at the disco touring bassist dallon weeks.
Person 1 “have you heard I don’t know how but they found me new song?”

Person 2 “yeah it’s great”
by Gaybyjskisygsywhbxhjsn December 23, 2018
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It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me

A typical Plumber to customer remark on viewing a well blocked toilet," It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me"
Embarassed customer- I'm so sorry but the toilets full of floating shit and paper, it makes me want to throw up.

Plumber- Do not worry madam, It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me.
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tickle my prawn and call me mildred

when a prawn GIF that Caitlin sent in the giels chat gets a bit too randy
Tickle my prawn and call me Mildred!
by badbreth May 10, 2023
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national show me your boobs day

show me your boobs day is on October 14th

go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!
hey ally show me your boobs baby its national show me your boobs day ;)
by Niack October 14, 2020
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kiss me baby one more time

a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up
boy:Jess, please, kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
Jess: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.
by Sexydimma April 25, 2015
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I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 18, 2014
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