"I found that bloke who double-crossed you and sent Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack and Jack to go and give him a good jacking off"
by LightningMcqueenWouldDefeatYou April 14, 2024
A competition where two individuals race to see who can finish a serving of lukewarm sloppy joe meat on a paper plate. Typically this event is held for the love of a third party.
by stackin2high January 23, 2025
“That jag off cut me off!”
by Pizzafun February 02, 2025
by Debskelly1985 March 04, 2023
when someone is having the time of their life, and act high key drunk, but they're not high off of drugs or anything. No, they're high off the moment.
"OMG is that Chanel drinking her third bottle of coca-cola?"
"wasn't she on a diet-"
"dUdE nO, SHeS JUsT hiGh oFf ThE mOMeNt"
"wasn't she on a diet-"
"dUdE nO, SHeS JUsT hiGh oFf ThE mOMeNt"
by HighOffYourMom October 01, 2021
When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.
Patrick was bearding off this morning
by Resin factory September 25, 2020
by Dinkleberry69420 June 25, 2022