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party til the wheels fall off

When a Mexican in Pinal County, AZ, parties so hard that he gets in the car after being unsuccessful at trying to come up on a girl from work, almost gets in a fight, then leaves with his buddies, drunk as hell, ends of falling asleep at the wheel, hits an unknown object which causes one of his wheels to fall off, all the while he and his buddies are all passed out in the car, wakes up to the cops arresting him for a DUI. Firme!
"Last weekend we partied til the wheels fell off, literally. I was in tent city with Sheriff Joe. Tonight, we party til the wheels fall off again."
by balls-out in Pinal County October 26, 2013
mugGet the party til the wheels fall offmug.

Miles off it

A blanket statement used to describe something/someone which is severely below par, it can be used in many contexts, particularly common when describing the attractiveness of a person, or an unconventional idea.
Fabio: what do you think of this outfit?
Wilson: it’s miles off it

Dre: I think this girl is well fit, what do you reckon?
Wilson: nah, she’s miles off it

Shane: what do you think of pineapple on pizza?
Wilson: that’s miles off it
by Lord Andreas II August 22, 2025
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chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.
by bwebe August 31, 2016
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Off the quim

I just bought some peng off the quim
by Ess-Heavy December 20, 2014
mugGet the Off the quimmug.

jerk off

Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.
"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"
by wngacc.29 July 8, 2023
mugGet the jerk offmug.

Cunting Off

Exiting stage left like a cunt. As per Boris Johnson from the Tory Party leadership campaign or the England football team from Euro 2016.
I'm cunting off here, just like Boris.
by DRSR3V July 1, 2016
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